Jersey Shore Terms

• Coocha: A slang term for a woman's genitals. We have learned that, due to intense exposure to UVA and UVB rays in tanning beds and interbreeding, the guidos are actually physically mutated versions of homo sapiens. One of the differences is that women have "vagina bones." We're not sure exactly what this looks like or how it affects their sexuality (though it would make the word "smashing" very appropriate), but women openly discuss the trauma of breaking their vagina bones. There is no known cure for this ailment. This distinct anatomical distinction, however, might be why there is a totally separate word for their nether regions.
• Matinee: When a guido picks up a mate in the middle of the afternoon. If a man does this, it is proof that he is "fresh." If a woman does this, it is proof that she's a "ho."
• Hamster: A person who is physically dirty, just like a caged hamster, who basically lives in its own filth.
• Beached Whale: Adding to the menagerie of slang terms the guidos have taken from their closest ancestors in the animal kingdom comes this unimaginative term for unattractive women lying on a beach.
• Zoo Animals: There is a second definition for this term, more commonly applied to unattractive or unruly women. It also implies a group of people who like to create a physical mess and not clean it up. A group of people who like to create an emotional mess and not clean it up are called "guidos."
• Herb: This is not something one smokes or uses to make marinara sauce more flavorful. No, it is a sloppy person who doesn't dress well. A nerd, a dweeb. Since this word came into the vernacular via a suited man that Snooki obviously didn't like, we're not sure if it deserves a place in the guido lexicon, but it is clearly a term they understand.

Season 3?!?!?

So it is to my attention that there will be a season 3 of Jersey Shore. The cast is returning to Seaside Heights, in New Jersey. All of the cast members are totally pumped and are excited about the little raise they are getting. In the last post I was explaining how the cast members were getting paid $10,000 every episode. Now in season 3 they will be getting paid $30,000 every episode. Too bad that Angelina will be missing out on  the pay raise because she is leaving for season 3. But no worries, MTV is bringing in another guidette that so happens to be Snooki's best friend. Deena Nicole Cortese is her name and she says she is "down for getting down." We should see what season 3 brings us!

(Deena Nicole Cortese)

Getting over paid to fist pump?

I just read an article about the Jersey Shore cast members salaries. I was pretty shocked when i found out that they made $10,000 every episode. In the article it had mentioned that the cast members off of The Hills, which is another popular TV show that airs on MTV, make $100,000 off of every episode they do. The cast of Jersey shore is demanding more money because of that. A lot of the cast members keep saying that they deal with a lot of stress from fans. They can't even go out to eat without getting bombarded by people. I think it is crazy  these people get paid that much just to get drunk,dance, and have a good time. I would rather do that any day, other than working full time. The Jersey Shore cast members better consider themselves lucky.

 

Mo Money Please! 

Previous two episodes!

In the past two episodes the girls resolved their issues with one another. But something that no one saw coming happened. Vinny and Angelina as we all know do not get along for the most part. They are always saying stuff about each other that obviously aren't good things. But it so happened that Vinny and Angelina hooked up one night. They were both pretty intoxicated. But the worst part is Angelina has been seeing this guy name Jose. He has been buy her everything she wants and treats her right. Then she goes behind his back and does this. But the situation gave her no choice but to tell Jose what happened at the club one night. Jose thought her "hooking up" with Vinny just meant that she kissed him....yeah right. But she is going to let Jose think that. Another exciting thing that happened was that Vinny's mom came to see him. She ended up bring all his cousins and his uncle. They all had a great time and Vinny loved every minute of it!

In these episodes Pauly D and Vinny try to get serious with these two girls. They kept saying they weren't like any other girl. These were the type you had to take on dates and not just smoosh them. So the next day after they met these girls, Vinny and Pauly set up a double date. The boys went and got their hair cut, bought new outfits, and also bought the girls flowers. They were pretty pumped about it. Pauly's girl came over to go out with him, but Vinny's girl never showed up. She basically ditched him. I feel pretty bad for Vinny in this episode because he is the sweetest guy ever and basically got shut down. But i hope that Vinny isn't upset to much longer because he is not himself.

J Woww and Ronnie writing a book?

I found this article about J Woww and Ronnie writing a book. They think it is a good idea to have a guido guide. The book is name "Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore." They named the book after Ronnie's famous quote. But he didn't even follow is own rules anyways, thanks to Sammy. But in this book they talk about how to keep the perfect Jersey Shore image. Now to me this sounds a little ridiculous but if people want to buy this book....more power to them.

Letter part two and friends with benefits

In this episode Sammy tries to get to the bottom of who wrote the letter. Everyone in the house is pointing fingers to Snookie and J Woww. The next day Angelina and Sammy worked together at the shop. Angelina told Sammy that it was J Woww and Snookie who wrote the letter. Later that night Angelina told the girls that they should just tell Sammy. The girls then send Angelina into the house to get Sammy so the girls can talk to her. Sammy was still upset about the letter and had a feeling it was Snookie and J Woww. So she still is a little upset about it. Angelina comes in to tell Sammy that the girls want to talk to her outside, Sammy  then just says that she isn't going out there and if they want to talk they can come to her. Angelina then goes outside to relay the message. J Woww didn't like the response that Sammy gave Angelina. J Woww then goes into the house and starts giving Sammy attitude. By this time all of the girls are screaming at each other and all the guys are just sitting there watching this huge cat fight. Sammy then says she just wants them to fess up to writing the letter. Still the girls stand there and say nothing about them writing the letter. This makes Sammy even more mad. So before you know it Sammy and J Woww are hitting each other and pulling hair. All of this still isn't resolved. And that is how the episode ends.

     

The second big event that happens in this episode is that Snookie and Vinny hook up.She got up early the next morning and got out of Vinny's room quick so he didn't wake up and wonder why she was in his bed. She states that it wasn't awkward,but now she knows more about him then she thought she would ever know.

The breakup and the truthful letter

In the next two episodes it is all about Sammy and Ronny. Sammy and Ron's relationship is strained further. So now the girls try to find a way to break the ice. Snookie, J Woww, and Angelina all know what Ron is really up to but really don't know how to tell Sam. Snookie and J Woww come up with an idea to write an anonymous letter to Sam. In the letter they basically say how Ron was hooking up with girls at the bar when she would leave, and how he had gotten some numbers from girls as well. After the girls wrote the letter they stuck it into one of Sam's drawers where they knew she would find it. Sam ends up finding the letter and totally goes off on Ron. Sam and Ron are now done for good.

 But now the real question everyone is wondering about is who really wrote the letter? The boys also have themselves is a sticky situation in this episode as well. Mike had already made plans with one girl to come over but that night they went out to the bar and ended up bringing two girls home with them. But since the situation always has things under control he keeps the two girls that he brought home from the bar in a room with Pauly and Vinny while he is entertaining the girl that he already made plans with. The only problem is that the girl that he made plans with ends up bring one of her grenade friend. Mike ends up putting the grenade to bed and enjoys the rest of the night with her while the Pauly and Vinny keep the other two girl occupied. In this episode they had a tough situation but of course Mike had it all under control.

Grenade Free Zone

In these episodes Snookie told Angelina the only way the girls will respect her at all is if she apologizes for all the drama she has caused in the past. Angelina decided to swallow her pride and talk to the girls. The girls ended up excepting her apology. So now the only tension in the house is between Sammy and Ron. Sammy and Ron are now together but he is still creeping behind her back at the bars. At this point Sammy is really getting on my nerves because she is totally oblivious to what is going on. Some of the roommates know but really aren't quite sure how to bring it up to Sam. The one night that Mike, Vinny, and Pauly had a "MVP" night.

 They brought some girls back to the house. So it has been seen, when they were in the hot tub with them they saw one of the girls fake boobs floating in the water. As quoted from the situation "As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here, because this is a Grenade Free Zone." Mike, Vinny, and Pauly had a close encounter with grenades (which are bigger ugly girls) in the hot tub, but Mike knows how to get them out of these types of situations.

 

Beginning of Season 2!

In season 2 all the roommates are finally reunited. Season 2 is being aired in Miami, Florida. All of the roommates come to find a huge surprise once they all arrive to the house. Angelina, who was one of the girls that left the show last season, is back. None of the roommates knew that Angelina was coming back for season 2. All the guys in the house aren't really worried about Angelina being there. They have more of a whatever attitude about the situation. But the girls on the other hand are furious. Through out the first two episodes you see that all the girls ignore Angelina. Angelina is mostly found hanging out with the boys. Another issue in the house is Sammy and Ron. Last season ended with Sammy and Ron in a relationship and happy with one other. Throughout the break between season 1 and season 2 they ended up breaking up. This leave them both in an awkward situation. They now have to learn how to deal with living with one another. The first night in the house all the roommates end up going out the bar. Everyone is having a good time but Sammy, because her and Ron start fighting. Sammy ends up leaving the bar in tears because of Ron. After Sammy leaves all you see is Ron all over girls the rest of the night. The next day Sammy tries to figure out what happened at the bar with Ron. But no one would say anything. The next night everyone went out the bar again but Sammy. She didn't want to deal with Ron so she decided to stay behind. But that night at the bar Pauly was trying to get with some girl. Angelina decides to step in and ruin his game. They get back to the house later that night and Pauly and Angelina end up getting into a huge fight. Angelina then slaps Pauly across the face. After that Pauly and Mike decided not the be mister nice guys anymore. They were the only two people in the house that really gave her a second chance, but she ruined it.

Season One

 Season one of Jersey Shore kicked off with all the roommates meeting each other for the first time. The first season was aired in Seaside Heights in New Jersey. MTV had the chance to set up an amazing house for the roommates to live in for the summer. All of the roommates hit it off from the start. They are all Italian guidos/guidettes that love to party. Every night was the same scene just a different bar.Angelina was the one roommate that didn't fit in. All of the girls in the house had their issues with her. Angelina always said that it was a waste of her time and that she rather be home with her boyfriend that she was so in love with. Angelina ended up leaving after the first couple episodes of season one. The rest of the roommates acted like nothing happened and just kept doing them. Other than the Angelina situation a lot of other events that happened in season one. Ronnie and Sammy started seeing one another, and were inseparable. They were the perfect couple and seemed like nothing could come in between them. Mike, Pauly, and Vinny were single and loved the idea of it. They would go out to the bar every night to dance, drink, and pick up girls. They always said that their "fist pumping" is what brought the girls to them. J Woww came into the house already having a boyfriend. They were together for the whole first season, but that didn't stop her from having fun! Snookie was really the life of the party. She was always up for a drink and to have a good time. But the downfall about Snookie is that she is always trying to find someone to love.But to be quite honest, she was starting to annoy me with how much complaining she did. She would always say that she needs a "Juice Head", which is a tall tan guy that has a nice built body. In the first season Snookie was seeing many different "Juice Heads" but none of them worked out. On one of the last episodes in season one all of the roommates went out to the bar to spend time together before leaving their summer beach house. On their way back from the bar there was this guy starting trouble with Ronnie. Ronnie was a little impaired and kept running his mouth right back. Sammy and the rest of the roommates tried to keep Ronnie away but before you know it, Ronnie took off running after this guy. Next thing you know you see Ronnie punch this guy in the face. One punch he was down, out cold on the sidewalk. After Ronnie saw the guy laying on the sidewalk, he started to take off running. The cops ended up finding him and taking him to jail for the night. Sammy was very upset with Ronnie and had to spend her first night by herself. The next morning Sammy went to pick Ronnie up from jail. Ronnie wasn't very happy with what he did, but people do make mistakes. Season one was filled with many events. But even more happens in the second season.

Meet the Cast :)

Every person that lives in the Jersey Shore house have different and unique personalities. Mike Sorrentino also known as the "Situation", acts as if he is the leader of the house. He is always making plans with the other roommates to go out and do things together. He is sensitive but he has a lot of game to go with it. Every episode he has a new girl for all viewers to see. He always states that "The situation is under control."


Paul Delvecchio also known has "Pauly D", has the same mindset as Mike. Every episode you will never see Mike without Pauly. Pauly is a laid back guy that likes to party. He is all about G.T.L. (gym, tanning, and laundry). He is a true guido. His hair is probably the most important thing to him. He does it twice a day. Once in the morning, and the second time is when he goes out on the town.



         The next guy in the house is Vincent Guadagnino, also known as "Vinny". Vinny is the one in the house that is always making jokes and pulling pranks on people. He is well loved in the house. Mike, Pauly, and Vinny have their own special bond. They call this bond "MVP". It stands for their initials. So every time they go out on the town together they label this as MVP night.



Ronnie Margo is the last guy in the house. He can be very hot head and it has showed in the past. In season one Ronnie got arrested one night for getting into a fight with another guy. He left this guy knock out cold on the sidewalk. But even though Ronnie can be hot headed, he has a soft side to.




The next roommate is named Samantha Giancola. She is one girl in the house that saw Ronnie for his real charm. Season one they were together and through out the break in the two seasons they decided to break it off. Now they have a struggle in the house in season two. Sammy is known as the "Sweetheart" in the house but it is too bad she is dealing with all of the drama with Ronnie.


The next two girls are the female version of Mike and Pauly. Their names are Jenni Farley and Nicole Polizzi. They are always together and they love to party. Jenni is always known as "J Woww" She has a hot head on her and is always saying what is on her mind. Very rarely does J Woww hold anything back. Nicole is known as "Snooki". Every time she walks into a room she greets everyone with " Hey everybody, parties here!". Snooki finds herself looking for love in all the wrong places. She sees herself as a true guidette. In the second season she has some issues with her boyfriend, but now she is single and ready to mingle. Snooki was also one of the house members that got arrested for public drunkenness on the beach.

The last cast memeber is Angelina Pivarnick. Not a lot of viewers saw to much of her last season because she ended up leaving the house. She had a boyfriend at the time and said he was more important than dealing with all the drama in the house. She never really got a long with any of the girls in the house. But now she is back for the second season. She wants to put all thing that happened in the past behind her. But i guess we will see how that turns out.